At 12 hours I bet getting there will be the longest thing you do in Hawaii. I am designing you a speedo and matching mask for Hawaii per your request. Well kind of per your request with a few liberties on the mask part. They will be black and the speedo will say 'Roberts' across the butt as if you were on the Olympic team, and likley there will be a skull&cross bones symbol beneath that. So that when you are suffering away in some pit of despair lava field you can remember that you're still partly alive even if you've felt dead all day. There is a shortage of perfect races in this world, so it would be a pity to ruin yours. Good luck!
P.S. The skull&bones symbol will be a double entendre as it will likely fall directly over your taint.
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